Space Bumps

I have a new problem. It started the other day when I was placing a Christmas decoration on top of the refrigerator. It’s a glass reindeer.

It occurred to me the earth is hurtling through space at 67,000 MPH, while spinning around like a Globetrotters basketball at a thousand mph. (I googled it). So how stable could this thing really be?  I wanted to tie it down so bad.  In case we hit a pothole or something so the thing won’t go flying off.   Now every time I situate something breakable I worry a little bit.  My wife would be so upset.

I can’t shake it.