Smells Like

I went to Bill's Carwash today and got my choice of air freshener. I asked the little girl at the counter, "Do you have anything that smells like victory?"  She said no and showed me the selection they do have. I asked, "How about teen spirit?"  Again, no.  I said no thanks, paid, and left. 

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McGee

This was my dream this morning:

There was this sumptuous pile of various food items on a table of which I was required to organize onto two separate dishes. I skillfully arranged all the food onto two oblong platters and served them to Patty and myself.  There were also two round white pills with the inscription "14."  I consulted the Physician's Desk Reference and learned the pills were actually vitamin A, commonly known as McGee.  I placed a pill next to each plate and we ate.

It was a very skillful procedure and I was quite proud of myself.